Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?
--Henry II, 1170, referring to the Archbishop of Canterbury, Thomas Becket
(four knights subsequently murdered Becket, interpreting the King's comment as an order)
Well, we've apparently reached the "Kill All The Military Professionals" stage of the Revolution.
That's, of course, the leading Republican candidate for president, Donald Trump, on his failing social media network last Friday.
Note how Trump accuses General Milley of leading the Afghanistan withdrawal and not Joe Biden?
Yeah, that's because Trump was the president who committed America to that withdrawal, and who himself gave the order, in the final days of his office.
But, it's that last bit, after the part where Trump throws in that bonus, randomly capitalized "Woke," that is the real kicker, where he is basically accusing the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Mark Milley, of treason and suggesting Milley be put to death.
I mean, that's...
What?
No he didn't? Trump didn't suggest Milley be put to death?
Heh.
Yes, he did.
That's exactly what Trump did.
Because that's exactly what Trump always does: encourage violence and murder, couched in weasel words so that he can pretend he wasn't doing exactly what he was indeed doing.
You know it. I know it. There are tribesmen in the deepest, unreached portions of the Brazilian rainforest who have never had contact with the outside world and they know it. Oh, you Trump apologists can most certainly clutch your fleshy pale chests in mock outrage, no doubt aghast I would suggest such a thing. No, no! You cry. He said, "in times past!" That's what he said. In times past, the olde timey time, back when America was Great. Yeah, that's it! Trump was just saying historically anyone who did what Milley had done, well, yeah, back then he would have been put to death.
Historically speaking, see?
Trump the student of history.
Trump the historian.
Trump, the guy who knows more about war than the Generals. Of course he does, just ask him.
You know, like that.
It's not like Trump was once again engaging in his usual incitement and stochastic terrorism. Not like he has an extensive history of doing exactly that.
Over and over.
Yeah.
And what was it Milley did, that our ancestors would have put him to death for? He contacted his counterparts in the Chinese military, with the permission of the Trump Administration, following Trump's attempted insurrection to assure them that he would not allow Trump to unleash America's nuclear arsenal in a fit of unhinged rage.
You know, just in case the crazy bastards on the other side with the nuclear weapons were maybe thinking about a preemptive strike.
So long as we're talking historically, there has never been a situation like a raving defeated president who was refusing to leave office, blaming China, and who was STILL IN CONTROL OF THE GODDAMN NUCLEAR BOMBS.
So long as we're talking about history and all, I mean.
Look, this is pretty fucking simple: if you don't want the generals calling the people you're threatening to vaporize, maybe start acting like a President instead of a character out of a bad HBO movie.
What Trump doesn't understand, and has never understood, is pathologically incapable of understanding, is that the military swears its oath to the Constitution, to the nation, to the defense of the people of America.
The US military does not swear personal fealty to the President. Any president.
The Chairmen of the Joint Chiefs is responsible to the law first. It's right there in the oath.
The president also swears an oath of loyalty to that same instrument -- but, ironically, unlike members of the military, the president's oath isn't legally binding.
And speaking of oaths that aren't legally binding: Trump wannabe henchman, the absolute dumbest drooling booger-eating ass-picking member of a congress that includes Lauren Boebert, Arizona Republican Paul Gosar said "in a better society, quislings like the strange sodomy-promoting General Milley would be hung.”
I'm not quite sure how anyone could know the word "quisling" but not the correct term for execution by gallows. Nevertheless, here we are. I do admit, however, I would dearly love to watch Paul Gosar explain who he thinks Vidkun Quisling actually was and why his name is synonymous with treason, particularly in the context of giving aid and comfort to fucking fascism, because I suspect that would be hilarious.
But I digress.
Also "sodomy promoting?"
Right. Anyone want to guess at the contents of Gosar's browser cache?
Anyway, and leaving aside the part where a supposedly educated adult man probably means "hanged" and not well endowed, here's a member of Congress calling for the execution of a General Officer of the US Armed Forces.
Execute the generals.
Because that's never been done before, right?
Execute the generals.
Because, historically, the examples of, oh, say the Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, North Korea, Hungary, or perhaps more relevant to the current situation: the execution of Rome's last great general, Flavius Stilicho, for "treason," -- who died not in war but arrested and beheaded at the command of faithless politicians for being too damn good at his job and (perhaps) foolishly too damn loyal to the nation he served -- didn't all end in utter disaster.
Funny, isn't it?
Funny ironic how those who claim to be the arbiters of history don't seem to know any of it?
And funny how they consistently suggest they would themselves commit the very worst actions of the oppressive regimes they claim to despise?
Yeah, funny indeed.
I always liked that scene in Blazing Saddles where Bart is returning to the Rail road camp and Charlie says: "They said you was hung." Bart: "And they was right."
ReplyDeleteA great line in a movie full of absolutely great lines.
DeleteOh, it's twue! It's twue!
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DeleteAre we awake?
DeleteI don't know. Are we ... black?
Yes, we are.
Then we're awake ... but we're very puzzled.
Oh baby, you are so talented ...
DeleteAnd they are so ... dumb!
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DeleteBut they left the best one out. Right after Lily's "It's twue, it's twue," Bart was supposed to say "Uh, pardon me, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm." But the studio apparently insisted they cut the line.
DeleteIt's getting SO much worse, day by day. I'm pretty scared for my kids. And pissed off, ROYALLY pissed off.
ReplyDeleteSame. And for my grandkids. I'm really, really worried.
Delete💯 terrified
DeleteI'm worried about this country!
ReplyDeleteNailed it, as usual, Jim! Problem is (as you have so often pointed out) that they really don't care what anybody thinks any more.
ReplyDelete“Hanged, Ami. Your father was not a tapestry.”
ReplyDeleteSo much TRUTH. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteIn as much as I admire the professionalism of the members of our military, I have to wonder how much more of Trump their going to take before they've had enough. Honestly, I know its not likely and highly improbable, but....
ReplyDeleteSeriously...the military will take as much of him as they have to. It's not their job -speaking as a veteran- to do something about trump or anyone like him. It HAS to STAY not their job. It has to be the job of those who apply the law -prosecutors and judges, with the help of juries grand and regular, and when necessary LEOs- and the job of those who vote. The military CANNOT act against private citizen trump...or government official trump, for that matter. At most, some military member can whistleblow on him, or can safeguard the potential of starting a nuclear war via various means such as distracting the fool. You do not want a military coup, or a military move against a private citizen in the US, ever.
DeleteIt's up to everyone who is a voter to keep him and those like him out of positions of power. And since I am no longer AD military, it;s up to me too.
Excellent. And worth repeating for the folks in the back.
DeleteI don't even know what to say anymore. They are all treasonous. Maybe they hope to make that term meaningless, calling everyone who disagrees with their idiocy traitors. Supporting a goon like Rump, it's un-American, evil even.
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ReplyDeleteNo wait, work with me here: "In a better society" "sodomy-promoting" _____insert noun____ "would be hung".
ReplyDeleteLet's take a look at that sentence.
I mean, if you're promoting sodomy--SERIOUSLY promoting it, mind you, not just a half-assed kind of tolerant attitude, but REALLY getting behind it 100%--well, if that's the case you kinda WOULD hope the participants would be hung, wouldn't you? Because quisling or otherwise, nobody wants to boink a bendy-straw....regardless of the choice of orifice involved.
Gosar wasn't engaging in stochastic terrorism; he was just telegraphing his own personal preferences, letting us know how it SHOULD be. In a better society, don'tcha know.
The historical definition of "treason" is actually "Lèse-majesté", or disrespecting Number One. This is why the writers of the Constitution put in a strong definition of "treason".
ReplyDeleteI was appalled by trumps words as usual. But waht really pissed me off is Gosar is using my tax dollars to spew his delusional, rump inspired bullshite! Why in the hell are we paying for that?? Can we just refuse to pay and let it go into collections??
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ReplyDeleteWhenever a Congress Critter starts clutching his pearls about sodomy my fellow sodomites and I invariably tsk, tsk, buff our nails, and reply, "Oh, yes, do TELL, Sister Thang!"
ReplyDeleteTY for the laugh! I needed it.
DeleteIt seems to me Tuberville? Is pulling a "McConnell" and holding the promotions of military personnel until "their" president can call on his "loyal" troops to imprision the "wokes".
ReplyDeleteTrump has never been loyal to anyone except himself, no matter what oath he takes. It has zero meaning to him.
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ReplyDeleteSo, like, Paul Gosar is a size queen? He's disappointed that Milley is not hung? How does he know. Have they run into each other in the baths or something?
ReplyDelete“…ironically, unlike members of the military, the president's oath isn't legally binding.”
ReplyDeleteQuestion: why isn’t it legally binding? Really! I want to know. It certainly should be. Ugh
Oh, and I’m sure it was an autocorrect thing, I think it was meant to be “Hungary” but it published “Hungry”. Damn autocorrect.
Really GREAT essay as always! :) Uh-oh, one typo in the "Because, historically..." para, "Hungry" should be "Hungary".
ReplyDeleteI wonder who spelled out 'egregious' for him? Or maybe he had a good auto-correct.
ReplyDeleteOne hopes this is the flailing of a mad man and a mad party on their way out. But I fear the damage they will do on their way. It is of little comfort if their bodies are burnt on top of mine.
ReplyDeleteThe really scary thing is, I have a son-in-law who thinks like this.
ReplyDelete"but, ironically, unlike members of the military, the president's oath isn't legally binding. " and why isn't the oath of the president legally binding?
ReplyDeleteChief, I am old. There is nothing in my training that provides an operational option to address the situation. I do not feel the Woke option is viable. Good Luck and keep up the Trudge. It is people such as you that will find a solution.
ReplyDeleteThe Very Stable Clairvoyant Genius, Makin Murca Grate Agin.
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ReplyDeleteI know it’s early and I shouldn’t panic. But it’s shocking that TFG is even close to being nominated for the GOP nomination. Just shows you how far the Republicans have fallen into cult status.
ReplyDeleteThis fits with the narrative of the Trump led mob wanting to hang Pence, Pelosi, etc on January 6, because after all, if the military doesn't support your coup, you have to start killing off any and every one that stands in your way.
ReplyDeleteAll the more reason why Trump's treason, and not Milley's patriotism, should result in death.
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ReplyDelete*Hungary
ReplyDeleteIn keeping with the theme: Hungary is a country filled with HUNG-arians. 😎
Note the crickets from the rest of the GOP caucus.
ReplyDeleteI wonder sometimes when will we get to see another rally in Madison Square Garden but with a giant painting of the former guy instead of George Washington standing tall on the stage while the Nuevo Fascist prance in pretending to be patriots and the podium is a flush with the rantings from the Freedom Caucus traitors.
"The US military does not swear personal fealty to the President. Any president" yet. If the GOP wins, that's coming. Great essay, as usual.
ReplyDeleteTrump scares the hell out of me. We must do everything we can to keep him out of office.
ReplyDeleteIt's so frustrating to watch the decline of a political party which seems to be racing to the bottom as an attention-getting strategy. The bullies with the loudest voices are dominating the political discourse, and the media are helping them by reporting their obvious lies as if they were true, rather than fact-checking them before publishing. Thank you for fighting the good fight on behalf of the truth.
ReplyDeletegreat column as usual (and pls correct Hungry to Hungary)
ReplyDeleteWoah bro, I rarely read something like that all the way through. "Disgusting" 's dictionary definition has definitely suffered demolition and a all new sky high reposition. I think the key would be getting a huge American city to be sister cities with Pyonyang (no, hear me out) and somehow pile drive all Wendy's and all American golf courses. You wanna really hit Trump? that's how it's done. Good writing bro.
ReplyDeleteThey cherry-pick the tidbits of history they know, just like the 3% (I'm being generous here) of their Bible they know. Never enough to get context, never enough to understand the ramifications of what they say, but always enough to get their ignorant, tooth-sucking base all het up.
ReplyDeleteAnd then some guy's walking down Milley's street toward his house with some big-ass gun he carries so he won't feel so scared.
Spot on.
ReplyDeleteAn autocorrect typo, I think: Hungary (not Hungry) among countries executing generals
So when will the Generals speak out?
ReplyDeleteNot Their Job. Very much not their job. It is, in fact, a violation of the UCMJ for active duty military personnel to "speak out" on political questions. Retired military can do as any other private citizen, which Jim has indicated before was one of the reasons he did retire when he did.
DeleteTrump is just dangerous, period. I ache at the possibility of him being elected.
ReplyDeleteFunny, yes.
ReplyDeleteGallows humor, the way things are going.
The November 2023 issue of The Atlantic is carrying a story about how Mark Milley likely saved our democracy from the former cosplaying lunatic who must never hold a position of power in this country again. General Milley is a true American patriot. Full stop.
ReplyDelete"Funny ironic how those who claim to be the arbiters of history don't seem to know any of it?"
ReplyDeleteThis is so true, and just so breathtakingly frustrating, especially on the internet when people have access to such a vast amount of knowledge.. And I think books still exist? Goodness......
It sickens me to see people like Trump and others in congress spewing such violent rhetoric. Trump is the most vile human being on the planet today in my book. He has made us the laughing stock of the world and at the same time feared because he is such a loose cannon given to moments of advocating violence against anyone he suddenly does not like. He must not be allowed to ever again be in charge of our nuclear arsenal or in the office of president.
ReplyDeleteThe other concern I have is that someone is obviously feeding TFG this information. The truther post has complete sentences and (a concerning) interpretation of history. He couldn't have written this himself - no historic knowledge and unable to write sentences.
ReplyDeleteThe Turnip is probably the most horrible person on the planet. The sooner he's in jail the better.
ReplyDeleteNailed it with “Anyone want to guess at the contents of Gosar's browser cache?”
ReplyDeleteHunter Biden's dick pics!
DeletePlease no!!! I do not have access to an adequate supply of brain bleach to handle that! Even the thought of that creep's browser cache gives me the willies!
DeleteI wonder who wrote this for Trump. There's too much punctuation used correctly for him to have written it, which means that there's someone else is scary and dangerous as he is encouraging this crap.
ReplyDeleteOh, my goodness. No way Trump wrote that himself. He couldn't possibly know how to spell or understand the meaning of egregious.
ReplyDeleteGosar would be censured at the least in a normal House with an actual Speaker.
The Gruesome Omnishambles Party is in decline and they're flailing about like dying fish. Frankly, more than a few of them really shouldn't be allowed out by themselves. I'm surprised recall petitions, wherever it's allowed, aren't more in progress.
Amusing ourselves to death...
ReplyDeleteI very much enjoyed this article and snickered about the hung/hanged. That is so very amusing. Thank you for being a clear voice.
ReplyDeleteI'd quibble that Rome's last great general was probably Belisarius, with Aetius as the last Western magister militum of any note. Of course, Belisarius died naturally, but Aetius was murdered by his emperor.
ReplyDeleteYou might be missing the point. // Jim
DeleteYou’d think that at some point, people would just refuse to have anything to do with Donald, I mean, given his track record of throwing associates to the wolves.
ReplyDeleteAs a long-time member of the military, perhaps you could confirm my suspicion that, if a theoretical President Trump ordered a nuclear strike on, well, anybody, he'd find out just how incompetent the command can be in implementing orders.
ReplyDeleteThis is always my first thought when the Press scream about the dangers of Donald Trump's finger on the proverbial nuclear trigger.
What the GOP worships as "the military" has nothing to do with the actual military; it's a cartoon ideal of perfect hierarchy enforced by violence and dedicated to enforcing its will by force. They LOVE this cartoon ideal, and regularly praise the idea of being "like soldiers in war" when they mean breaking the law for political ends, serving some Boss any way the Boss wants because they have endowed the GOP Boss with the authority to say what the Constitution means.
ReplyDeleteDid you not comment on the lame-duck attempt President Trump made to order the entire US military out of Germany and Africa via orders he gave to some Fox ex-service talking head he liked and had summoned to carry out his absolutely insane last minute present to Putin?
ReplyDeleteGuess who else is making an appeal to history to justify present madness?
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