Monday, January 11, 2010

I'd Hoped For More Time

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

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13 comments:

  1. mfheadcaseJanuary 12, 2010 at 12:57 AM

    Gave me 51 seconds. But i have a plan, if i ever feel the need to strike a bear in the balls, i will have a companion i am sure than i can outrun.

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  2. Pam AdamsJanuary 12, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    9 seconds. Sigh. No bear-ball-kicking for me.

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  3. NathanJanuary 12, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    32 seconds. But OTOH, I don't even know where to find a bear to kick in the balls.

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  4. EricJanuary 12, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    31 seconds. But I'm smart enough not to do that in the first place--I know how much bears love their nuts and berries.

    (See what I did there? Huh? Huh? See?)

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  5. Wine GuyJanuary 12, 2010 at 1:03 PM

    38 seconds, but I plan on standing next to Pam, Nathan, and Eric. That'll give me a little extra time.... probably just enough for the Warrant and MFHC get away safely.

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  6. mfheadcaseJanuary 12, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    Heh, it occurs to me that if we were all separately struck with madness enough to actually kick a bear in the nards without a handy scapegoat, Pam Adams would arguably be the best off, my extra 42 seconds of survival would be very unpleasant.

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  7. Random Michelle KJanuary 12, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    30 seconds.

    Luckily, all y'all did it first, so I doubt the bear will be at his best by that point.

    Plus, he may be full.

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  8. Gristle McThornbodyJanuary 12, 2010 at 7:54 PM

    Well, ffs! I might as well cover myself with pork chops and honey and toss myself in its mouth -- 24 seconds.

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  9. Jim WrightJanuary 12, 2010 at 7:57 PM

    Anybody else now picturing Mrs B covered in tasty pork and honey and not much else? mmmmmmmmmm?

    Oh, right, it's just me. Sure.

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  10. nzformeJanuary 12, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    13 seconds. And I overstated my abilities just to get THAT.

    anomn -- falling asleep while hiding your identity

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  11. JarheadJournalistJanuary 13, 2010 at 7:52 AM

    wow i geuss that makes me the last one standing, 55 seconds, i get to watch jim devoured before my own humiating trip to the intestines

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  12. cass_mJanuary 13, 2010 at 8:28 PM

    Woot - 41 seconds. That would be running down hill LOL

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  13. WendyB_09January 14, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    Was bear canape after 34 seconds.

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