Monday, September 14, 2009

Fresh Kid

I come home from work.

I get out of the truck.

My son and his friend, a neighbor kid, are standing in the drive.

I’m wearing my usual work duds: dress slacks, dress shirt, tie.

The neighbor kid asks, “Picture day?”

 

Damned smart ass kids.

12 comments:

  1. Props to the kid: that's a pretty good one, actually.

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  2. Don't encourage him, I've got enough problems.

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  3. At least you could send him home- the problems start when your own kid is being the smart aleck.

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  4. My kid, a smart Alec?


    Yeah, see he gets that from his mother - that and the sarcasm.

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  5. Better a smartass than a dumbass, I always say.

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  6. I basically got pwned by a 13 year old.

    You people are NOT helping.

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  7. No, no, no, Jim--it's not like that at all.

    You got TOTALLY pwned by a 13-year-old.

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  8. at least it wasnt the 6 year old down the street

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  9. The 6 year old probably would have told me I looked like crap.

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  10. Hey, I'm impressed that they even noticed!

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  11. Or that they recognize (a) that you were dressed up and (b) that they could name one use for good clothes.

    Dr. Phil

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  12. maybe we ought to be reading the fresh kid's blog.

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