Die, Miserable PDF Format, Die!

Attention World: I, your future ruler, hereby proclaim that from this day henceforth any organization that insists on putting required on-line forms into a format that cannot be saved to disk will be dealt with. Dealt with in a particularly heinous manner, just as soon as I assume power. I am making a list. Ignore this warning at your own peril. I'm not saying I'll kill you, I'm saying that you'll wish you were dead. At a minimum you will be required to fill out a thousand-page form every day for the rest of your miserable life. And you will be forced to do it by hand, in pen, any mistakes and you have to start over - and your printer cartridge will be perpetually low on toner. Don't make me get all Evil Overlord on your ass, because I will.